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Oh, what the heck have we done!?
Yo itās Uhole and Weekly Words
Back again for the N-Core nerds
On some Uzumaki shit
Spiral into the absurd
Twenty twenty, big damn oof
Not a very funny goof
Violence, virus, wildfires flarin
Rise of super mega Karens
We asked if things could get any worse
And now armageddon has begun
Oh, what the heck have we done?
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Heck yeah little dude, you ride your little line
Letās see if we can have you nail a rad backflip
A few failed attempts, and a few broken spines
But with one small adjustment, you nail that shit
I head online to brag about what we have done
See other people's stuff, āso long bud, itās been funā
Instead Iāll click some cookies- I understand this one
This āgameā is truly something- not sure if āfunā
But I just canāt stop playing, itās addicting, uncanny
Nothing can stop me, not even Lovecraftian grannies
I head online to brag about how many Iāve got
See how far the game goes, could quit but I will not
Iāll break this gameās counter, show it what Iām about
Except lol no I wonāt, my internet just fuckin went out
Thatās fine, itās t-rex time
Letās leap over cacti
Duck under pterodactyls
A single hit, weāll die
Youāre with me in my time of need
For that Iāll have your back
Oh wait, it just got fixed
So later chump, Iām boutta fap
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Looks like weāve ruined the earth
Mankind be acting crazy
We killed our entire planet
Whoopsie daisies
Yo aliens, what you up to?
Wanna bail me out of this?
If not itās cool I guess
I only kinda wanna exist
No really, beam me up
You can put stuff in my butt
If you free me from this place
I really donāt care what
You take me to your leader
You donāt wanna meet mine
Fuck little orange hands
Little green man is just fine
Iām hitchhiking across the galaxy
I dunno where- I guess we'll just see
Cold, black nothing- not really any worse
Earthās the worst place in the whole universe
If the aliens wonāt take me, Iāll catch a ride with Tom Delonge
This is the third reference Iāve made to him in song
If you buy this album maybe you can come too
Just us and every cat escaping from the Marble Blue
Green or grey, someone take me away
Iāll Cash App you money for space gas
Hell, you could just stuff me in the trunk
Just take me away and hecka fast
I wanna ride in your UFO
Cause at this point things are so heinous
I gotta Alt F4 on the Earth
Yeah Iād rather live in Uranus
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I barge into the bathroom, run for the farthest stall
Feels like I ran past where thereās normally a wall
I shoulder through the door, but what I find within
Is a large room with yellow walls as drab as sin
Inside the bathroom, I found the backrooms
Needed to doodoo, I found my doo doom
I do my business, and yes Mom I wiped
With one of the countless socks this place has swiped
And littered about- lost Nerf darts and guitar picks
And countless dads that āran to the store real quickā
One says āhi hungry, Iām dadā then adds ābut Iām hungry tooā
The buzzing of fluorescent lights has my bearings askew
āWho pays this dang electric bill?ā he says, as he scurries away
āAnd donāt touch the goddamn thermostat!ā as his voice fades
Fs in the chat, Iām dead so rip
Buhbye old life, guess I noclipped
A hideous dad monster approaches me
I strike a t-pose, donāt even try to flee
My final thought, as I am bit:
Next time Iām here I should speedrun this shit
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A Cold Day in Taco Hell
03:00
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Youād always been there for me when I needed you
But youāve done something cruel, and Iām not feeling well
Others have come and gone over the years
But none have hurt me quite like you, Taco Bell
Mild to hot to fire to diablo, I wanted more
But you had never burned me quite like this before
Oh, T-Bell, why do you
Give only to take away?
My asshole, I would expect
But to treat my heart this wayā¦
Fiery Taco- RIP
Nacho Supreme- RIP
Beefy Frito- RIP
Grillers- are you kidding me!?
Where am I supposed to go?
And donāt you dare say Del Taco!
What am I supposed to do?
Guess Iāll go commit Sudoku
Youāve unplugged my life support
My body writhes, my face contorts
āHave I wronged you in some way?ā
My final thought, I pass away
I find myself in Heck,
Here they have also removed Baja Blast
This timeline canāt be real
Weāll never have our fourth meal
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Eastern Maple Egg Bag
01:53
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Is that really bark?
Is that really bark?
That is rare if it shines
A bitter avocado hanging heavy on the tree
Or eat its leaves and become slaves of the dust
I feel that something is circling
Like a poop from the past
Your grandma takes (she takes)
My pair of shoes (my best shoes)
But my feet are mine
I just shouldnāt be here
The only gain is losing the taco
I fell in love with a NASCAR dance floor slut
Come inside the NASCAR shelter
I know where your sister stays
Well the middle East came after me
With NASCAR guard and jets
But then in the mirror I saw him
Mario was never there for me
Beaver broke his feet on foreign roads
If my dad could see me right now
He would never understand my pain
Gladly I shall see you again
Thatās the sound of despair
My sandwich was so old
My feet were oh so cold
Alright motherfuckers
For this last part weāre gonna throw down
So letās crank up the fuckin pan
Ah shit, thatās my fuckin shit
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The new Smash DLC will be adding every
Fire Emblem character, and itās mandatory
The newest patch will trim away all of the fat
āEvery non-FE characterā is what we mean by that
Iāve got my hundred characters - a huge hoard
Each of them has spiky hair and a cool sword
Itās just like I had dreamed,
Not even one of them is Link
Thereās normal Marth and female Marth
And even Kirby Marth (I think)
Sorry Mario, but your fireballs are hella lame
We only want swords and counters in this game
Hereās a quick rundown of Bylethās moveset:
Press any button for a rad instant death
Byleth over Shrek or Hank is frankly really dumb
Maybe she is Sakuraiās waifu in Fire Emblem
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I put the cartridge in and turn the power on
This was my home in days long gone
The screen flashes and returns to black
Black as the evil that back then attacked
The TV rings but I canāt hear the sound
I just hear the calling of the battleground
I turn the power off and back on again
I canāt wait to check on all of my old friends
I should really cut the grass
Pack a lunch for tomorrow
(I really need to-)
A logo shows on the screen
I bask in its familiar glow
There it is! My old save file!
(I should really call my mom)
(Iām overdue for an oil change)
A friend I havenāt seen in a while
(do I have any clean socks?)
(my knee feels kinda strange)
This temple so majestic, itās just as I recall
This lighting so dramatic, it hasnāt changed at all
This temple (get to work) majestic
Itās just as I recall
The lighting (get some sleep) dramatic
It hasnāt changed at all
Somehow it seems even better
My phone buzzes, Iāll check it later
I recall things I havenāt thought about in years
The colors blur as my eyes well up with tears
Note by note the melodies come back to me
Until my phone buzzes again, what could it be?
(got a busy day tomorrow)
I snap back to reality
Iād better get some sleep
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A brand new year and decade- a new hope
A chance to start again- yeah, but nope
The dumpster has caught fire- watch it burn
The shitcopter tailspins- watch it turn
How did we go from eating ass
To choking on tear gas?
From social anxiety
To full blown global quarantine?
āI aināt wearin no goddamn mask
So donāt even goddamn ask
It sort of itches on my ears
Grandpaās lived for enough yearsā
Meanwhile Earth is on fire
Yeah, cause shit needs to be more dire
Hell, maybe we should just stoke it
We already know- we already broke it
Firemen throw their water balloons
But they canāt seem to figure out their aim
Kobe left us this year
And things just havenāt been the same
Even the murder hornets
That came over to the states
Were like āfuck this, weāre outā
And left us to our fates
Maybe the Mayans were right
Maybe the world did end
So buckle up as heck ascends
This is the end
For sure, the actual end
For real, I totally mean it
This is super duper the end
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Actually Though, No
03:08
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Thereās nothing left
But also nothingās right
Why canāt real life be
More like Fortnight?
Everyone is sad
Everything is bad
This shit is the pits
And I donāt mean Brad
Thereās nothing left
But also nothingās right
I believe weāve hit rock bottom
Thereās nothing left to do but climb
I believe weāve hit rock bottom
Itās time to shift the paradigm
It really do be like that sometimes
So letās climb, letās climb, letās climb
Hey universe, guess what?
You can eat my whole-ass butt
Things will improve goddamnit
If just for spite
Go ahead and plead, but no
I wonāt say sike
Things will improve
No matter what
You donāt agree?
Well, you can eat my whole-ass butt
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