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Carry on Charon, get the fuck up out my way Styx, well-known, may claim my bones but not on this day Castle Hamson, you took my father, Sir Taco For vengeance into your cold, stone guts I shall go Undead find here no rest, although I must confess That stench is not of them, rather my IBS My great great great grandmother Destroyed the great big eye My destiny inherited I must fight, I must die One third of my kin find our end In this castle, again and again Carry on Charon, get the fuck out of my way Styx, well-known, may claim my bones but not on this day We pray for PAD, and we’re cool with OCD Heck no to vertigo, god help this family tree Our legacy An ancient ancestor must have had some strange fun Because I’m seeing scales on one of my three sons One third of my kin find our end In this damned place To fail to conquer this castle Would truly disgrace
Sakurai changed the roster due to our leak My dad is not in Smash, the world’s a bit more bleak Even Taco Bell has hurt me- fiery taco RIP Haven’t yet met Spaghetti Cat, the world’s a bit more bleak No fun camping this year No Knuckles game in sight Eggs already deceared No indie horror fright 2019, snap my spine please Even worse than we could have foreseen The Sonic movie got fixed just enough to suck In karts now, Rouge’s booty no longer dumps like a truck Could things possibly get any worse for me I guess we’ll wait and see til year 2020


After the immensely successful "👌 DLC 1" was dubbed album of the century by pretty much every publication on the planet, we knew we had to do it to em. This time we add a track about Rogue Legacy, and a bit of a reflection on the original release and how things have been in the subsequent year. And don't worry your soggy lil head- the saga won't end here. Not while we're making all this damn money.

Here's the instrumental version of this lil guy:

If you missed the original album, like an idiot, get it here:

And the ridiculous sequel album is available here:

And then there's DLC to that album too:

And the biggest, baddest final chapter, 2👌2👌 2:

Finally, help Unicorn Hole play a show on the moon:


released December 31, 2019


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Unicorn Hole Lexington, South Carolina

Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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