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11 AM
00:28
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Feelin' Froggy
02:00
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When I need a sit
Froggy Chair, I choose you
When I need a pick me up
Froggy Chair always comes through
Fuck standing up, actually
With Froggy Chair, I’ll get atrophy
And a square ass too
Froggy Chair, I think I love you
I love that good, good chair
Forget the Toad Stool with Froggy there
That smile warms my heart
I’m never taking it apart
Put the chair over there
I don’t care where you put it or place it
We can always erase it
I swear to god I will murder a frog
I will prime steak Angus, bacon grill the hog
If I don’t get my comfort throne
The first day when New Horizons comes to my home
I will bitch and I’ll shout
Little Mac and punch out
And then I'll stay in and sob
Because my chair ain’t a frog
Where would I be without you?
Six feet underground
In acre five of my home town
Froggy Chair is everything to me
I sit back and replay my day
I think of things I'd love to say, like
“I’m glad you’re wearing your diaper
I’m about to slap the shit outta you
Joey the duck, you goofy fuck
Did you eat a little too much glue?”
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Five finger discount
But it hardly counts
Cause I've no fingers
Still regret lingers
What if Tom Nook knows?
Will my home be bulldozed?
What should I do KK?
(words of wisdom)
I’m sorry Nook, look, I coming now to pay
No need to bend any knees the wrong way
On my way out I spot an ad in the mail
Tomorrow Creepy Skeleton is on sale
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4. |
New Neighbors
01:44
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I dreamed of a new life
I would sit back and chill
But I’m starting to think
The dream ain’t real
Did you not see these weeds?
Or do you just not give a fuck?
I watched you walk right by, you dipshit duck
No, it’s fine, I’ll fill the museum
Simply catch a living fossil
I’ll buy the Mona Lisa
And dig up bones colossal
Lately I’ve felt like the savior
But I’m just your fucking new neighbor
If I find out who threw a boot in the river
It’s coming home, my girl Phyllis delivers
How, now, to the brown cow
That's leaving cracks in the ground
All the way cross the town
Yo dope, yeah, I sure hope
You don't dislike the rope
That I put around your moat
Is it cool, if these Pitfalls
Sit all, ten feet tall
Ready to trap animals?
I care not, you can just rot
Beef bot, when it gets hot
Then the beef pot will not stop
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5. |
3 PM
00:39
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F-R-O-G-G-Y
C-H-A-I-R
1,440 bells well spent
The price tag didn’t even make a dent
Yes, it is green
But it’s not a normal chair
I think that you will be quite jealous
When you discover this chair is
Amphibious
Sit down
Whilst you’re over there
Sit down
On my Froggy Chair
Sit down, baby
Sit down, sit down
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There’s something going down in acre A4
That I don’t think I have seen before
The whale is making a whirlpool
And a new villager is all purple
Brutus is real, and he’s found your town
Your little pansies are going down
Oh my god, I hate this
There’s this new villager
And he’s got seeds that plant weeds
And now there’s weeds everywhere
I've tried asking Wisp if he can help me
But like, he’s unavailable
He said, he said he’s unavailable
Brutus speaking binary, glitching out time and space
I saw Blanca but she already had a face
Brutus is a big bully, but he doesn’t care
Still he would never harm Froggy Chair
And now everyone’s packing up and leaving town
And now I’m the only one left
But I can’t afford nobody to help me move
Because I spent all my bells on a shovel
And now there’s all holes around the town
Because I was trying to make pit holes so that
Brutus would fall down, but Brutus don’t fall down
And instead, and he pushed me
And now I’m stuck in a hole
And I wanna get out
Brutus speaking binary, glitching out time and space
On the plus side maybe Joey will be erased
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Cat Villager
02:59
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I just wanna wake up
I don't want you to go
Tell me, was this place
Ever truly home?
And when you've gone
I'll be stuck here
Living in this town
Without you near
What’s with all the cardboard boxes?
How will you sleep with your bed put away?
You’ve been thinking about it for days
What can I say to make you stay?
You’re wearing the shirt I designed
You planned a party on my birthday
You’ve been thinking about it for days
What can I say to make you stay?
Some things aren't always as they seem
Sometimes we're living in a dream
Sometimes I want to disappear
Sometimes I want to stay right here
Paying debts and pulling weeds
Making friends and planting seeds
We used to fish from dusk until dawn
I’m gonna be so bored when you’re gone
No, don't you go, distance is our only foe
It's okay, run away, let your heart lead you astray
Would you believe I used to be withdrawn?
I’m gonna be so bored when you’re gone
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9. |
8 PM
00:41
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10. |
K.K. Beatdown
00:58
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Unicorn Hole Lexington, South Carolina
Nintendocore artist from Lexington, SC. Uhole is Lawrence Nelson.
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