FROGGY CHAIR, by Unicorn Hole

FROGGY CHAIR

by Unicorn Hole

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Mumpmander Animal Crossing and Nintendocore together at last! And it’s about the best decoration in the history of video games? Shut up and take my money! Favorite track: Nook 'n' Go Get My Bells (Feat. K.K. Slider).

sht i'm feeling kinda froggy ngl Favorite track: Cat Villager.

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The first and only physical pressing of FROGGY CHAIR, by Illuminate My Heart Records! Side A features the full EP, skits included. Side B features the instrumental versions, as well as some bonus tracks. Each tape comes with a sticker set. Once these are gone, check IMHR for more!

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1.	11 AM 00:28		buy track
2.	Feelin' Froggy 02:00	lyrics	buy track
When I need a sit Froggy Chair, I choose you When I need a pick me up Froggy Chair always comes through Fuck standing up, actually With Froggy Chair, I’ll get atrophy And a square ass too Froggy Chair, I think I love you I love that good, good chair Forget the Toad Stool with Froggy there That smile warms my heart I’m never taking it apart Put the chair over there I don’t care where you put it or place it We can always erase it I swear to god I will murder a frog I will prime steak Angus, bacon grill the hog If I don’t get my comfort throne The first day when New Horizons comes to my home I will bitch and I’ll shout Little Mac and punch out And then I'll stay in and sob Because my chair ain’t a frog Where would I be without you? Six feet underground In acre five of my home town Froggy Chair is everything to me I sit back and replay my day I think of things I'd love to say, like “I’m glad you’re wearing your diaper I’m about to slap the shit outta you Joey the duck, you goofy fuck Did you eat a little too much glue?”
3.	Nook 'n' Go Get My Bells (Feat. K.K. Slider) 01:22	lyrics	buy track
Five finger discount But it hardly counts Cause I've no fingers Still regret lingers What if Tom Nook knows? Will my home be bulldozed? What should I do KK? (words of wisdom) I’m sorry Nook, look, I coming now to pay No need to bend any knees the wrong way On my way out I spot an ad in the mail Tomorrow Creepy Skeleton is on sale
4.	New Neighbors 01:44	lyrics	buy track
I dreamed of a new life I would sit back and chill But I’m starting to think The dream ain’t real Did you not see these weeds? Or do you just not give a fuck? I watched you walk right by, you dipshit duck No, it’s fine, I’ll fill the museum Simply catch a living fossil I’ll buy the Mona Lisa And dig up bones colossal Lately I’ve felt like the savior But I’m just your fucking new neighbor If I find out who threw a boot in the river It’s coming home, my girl Phyllis delivers How, now, to the brown cow That's leaving cracks in the ground All the way cross the town Yo dope, yeah, I sure hope You don't dislike the rope That I put around your moat Is it cool, if these Pitfalls Sit all, ten feet tall Ready to trap animals? I care not, you can just rot Beef bot, when it gets hot Then the beef pot will not stop
5.	3 PM 00:39		buy track
6.	But What if We Kissed on the Froggy Chair? 01:40	lyrics	buy track
F-R-O-G-G-Y C-H-A-I-R 1,440 bells well spent The price tag didn’t even make a dent Yes, it is green But it’s not a normal chair I think that you will be quite jealous When you discover this chair is Amphibious Sit down Whilst you’re over there Sit down On my Froggy Chair Sit down, baby Sit down, sit down
7.	Brutus the Bulldog Comes to Town 02:31	lyrics	buy track
There’s something going down in acre A4 That I don’t think I have seen before The whale is making a whirlpool And a new villager is all purple Brutus is real, and he’s found your town Your little pansies are going down Oh my god, I hate this There’s this new villager And he’s got seeds that plant weeds And now there’s weeds everywhere I've tried asking Wisp if he can help me But like, he’s unavailable He said, he said he’s unavailable Brutus speaking binary, glitching out time and space I saw Blanca but she already had a face Brutus is a big bully, but he doesn’t care Still he would never harm Froggy Chair And now everyone’s packing up and leaving town And now I’m the only one left But I can’t afford nobody to help me move Because I spent all my bells on a shovel And now there’s all holes around the town Because I was trying to make pit holes so that Brutus would fall down, but Brutus don’t fall down And instead, and he pushed me And now I’m stuck in a hole And I wanna get out Brutus speaking binary, glitching out time and space On the plus side maybe Joey will be erased
8.	Cat Villager 02:59	lyrics	buy track
I just wanna wake up I don't want you to go Tell me, was this place Ever truly home? And when you've gone I'll be stuck here Living in this town Without you near What’s with all the cardboard boxes? How will you sleep with your bed put away? You’ve been thinking about it for days What can I say to make you stay? You’re wearing the shirt I designed You planned a party on my birthday You’ve been thinking about it for days What can I say to make you stay? Some things aren't always as they seem Sometimes we're living in a dream Sometimes I want to disappear Sometimes I want to stay right here Paying debts and pulling weeds Making friends and planting seeds We used to fish from dusk until dawn I’m gonna be so bored when you’re gone No, don't you go, distance is our only foe It's okay, run away, let your heart lead you astray Would you believe I used to be withdrawn? I’m gonna be so bored when you’re gone
9.	8 PM 00:41		buy track
10.	K.K. Beatdown 00:58		buy track

about

Ten days before the world would be blessed with Animal Crossing: New Horizons, GO:Eskimo and Unicorn Hole discovered their mutual love of Froggy Chair. Ten days is plenty of time to write an album, right? Yeah well, we did it any damn way. Talking points include that very good chair, the infamous Brutus the Bulldog, Nook's unsavory loss prevention (or retribution in this case), and how much Joey the duck sucks shit. If you love Animal Crossing and bomb ass Nintendocore, FROGGY CHAIR is exactly what you didn't know you wanted!

Grab the instrumental version as well!
It has some bonus stuff on it. :0
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