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This album is a 10 but.. it’s all so doom and gloom
We must address the stampede of elephants in the room
So put your Wordles down, turn off your Elden Rings
We need to tell you all about all the new awful things
The James Webb Telescope didn’t find any aliens
We’re alone in this cold universe without any friends
The Vid eased up a bit, at least allegedly
But the prices for stuff simply did not agree
Elon bought Twitter
Somehow stomped it even further down the shitter
The new Pokemon games did a shits on the floor
They look like Gamecube games, run like N64
Chris Rock got Final Smashed, by the cool guy Fresh Prince
Kanye got turned away by fuckin New Balance lol
Would anyone love us, if we were turned into worms?
Lol it’s a “no” either way, that answer’s locked in firm
We spent all year running up that hill
How’s this for a deal with god?
Kill me, for real
Corn Kid can’t save us now
We must expire somehow
AI can’t save us now
We must perish somehow
Nothing can save us now
No way, no how
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released December 31, 2022
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