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A Title, I Guess (with Raccoon City Massacre and Pixelbitching)

from HD Remakes Round 3 by Unicorn Hole

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(Guest vocals by Barry, Brandon, and Herbert of RCM)

This song goes out to those who are lazy as shit
You who remove the a from apathetic
The textbook opposite of energetic

You lost the TV remote, that TV’s as good as broke
One channel for the rest of forever

Dishes piled to the ceiling
Like rugs clothes line the floor
Oh I think these jeans are clean
But who can really say anymore?

You got you some frozen food, “turn the oven up on high”
That thing takes days, it’s way too hard- it’s microwave or die

Our sloth will be the death of us
We’ve got to make a change today
Stand up and fight- take action
Well not right now, probably tomorrow, maybe

If we were bees within a couple weeks flowers would be extinct
If we were buttholes we wouldn’t give a shit enough to stink

When it comes to laziness you have the ability
To give a tree a run for its money
The light burned out in the bathroom
That’s fine, I’ll just shit in the dark
Because I can’t change a lightbulb all by myself
What am I, Tony Stark?

(Music from 1:57 to 2:23 composed by Pixelbitching)

I didn’t feel like writing a cool transition here
But suddenly something new did appear
To Pixelbitching we defer
And Racoon City Massacre

Writing new lyrics- craziness
Let’s please get back to laziness

Comfy on the couch, popcorn popped, it’s movie night
But wait- something’s amiss! It seems I left on the light
I guess I’ll have to call and invite my dearest friend
“Oh hey best bud,
Mind flipping that light switch as you come in?”

Yo, let’s eat the cake and then the frosting
Icing the cake first would be exhausting

We’ve got to make an honest effort
We gotta finish what we start
It’s super important and blah blah blah
And something about our hearts


from HD Remakes Round 3, released May 7, 2021


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Nintendocore artist from Lexington, SC. Uhole is Lawrence Nelson.

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