2021 stumbled over the low bar
That 2020 set, but like, not by far
Reggie did give us our beloved Froggy Chair
But Sora got in Smash so hold the fanfare
Yahoo Answers is gone, and that hurts
How will I know if I am pergert?
Finally got Metroid Dread, so rad they didn’t skimp
But who the hell asked for Oops All Shrimp?
Facebook rebranded but still super sucks shit
Nerds got their Snyder Cut but nobody watched it
It still super sucks shit
The gubbument
They finally came clean
‘Bout what we already know
Confirmed the existence
Of UFOs
Yo aliens, what the fuck?
I’m still standing here with my thumb up
I know you’re real, as you can see
Why won’t you believe in me?
Will next year be the much needed reboot?
I guess we’ll wait and see in 2022