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Black as Thunder

from The Storm by Unicorn Hole

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A one man stampede erupts into the room
His hammer dwarfed only by his presence
Which dwarfs the moon
Demanding every eye "why am I not surprised?
This cult I've seen thrice now as corpses in copious amount
And you three I've seen so much lately it seems I've lost count

"So trust me when I say you will answer for that this day!"
Garth is interrupted "welcome guests, come back this way!"
In the back room the group meets
A white robe with long black hair
"I'd ask who you all are but I can't find it in me to care."

Garth swiftly swings his hammer
With force enough to snap a tree
The White Robe raises an open hand gingerly
Garth's rattled as his momentum is stopped dead in its track
The white robe fakes a yawn and prepares to strike back

A single palm strike sends Garth tumbling
Backwards through the air
Winded, but his armor holds true
No dents or scratches anywhere
In slow motion Garth watches the room flip end over end
His mind has drifted to "The Retired Hand" once again
There was a time when there were
Many fights Garth could not win
He will not allow this white robe to bring that shame back again

The stone wall brings Garth back into the fight
"Oh what a shame" he says "that Wade couldn't make it tonight

"He prepares for our trip
Are you prepared for yours?
I'm sending you to Hell"
Garth swings his hammer again
An exaggerated blow
This one is blocked as well

But Garth had planned for this
Made a show of the swing
A low kick catches White Robe's feet
Which knocks him up into the air
Garth's right hook catches him there
And launches him into concrete

White Robe climbs to his feet- hand clenching his broken ribs
"Fine, you've earned the big boy attack
Now this one don't come cheap, I hate to blow it so soon
But I don't see these brats fighting back!"

White Robe thrusts both palms forward
From fifteen feet away
Garth's struck by an unseen force and then
Blasted back out of the fray

Across the floor he rolls
The King's Right Hand is knocked out cold


from The Storm, released June 15, 2019


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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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