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Booty Never Stales

from 👌 DLC 2 by Unicorn Hole

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Sakurai changed the roster due to our leak
My dad is not in Smash, the world’s a bit more bleak
Even Taco Bell has hurt me- fiery taco RIP
Haven’t yet met Spaghetti Cat, the world’s a bit more bleak

No fun camping this year
No Knuckles game in sight
Eggs already deceared
No indie horror fright

2019, snap my spine please
Even worse than we could have foreseen

The Sonic movie got fixed just enough to suck
In karts now, Rouge’s booty no longer dumps like a truck

Could things possibly get any worse for me
I guess we’ll wait and see till the year 2020


from 👌 DLC 2, released December 31, 2019


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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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