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Chased by All the Aliens Ever (feat. Shotgun Guy)

from 2​👌​2👌 by Unicorn Hole

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Looks like we’ve ruined the earth
Mankind be acting crazy
We killed our entire planet
Whoopsie daisies

Yo aliens, what you up to?
Wanna bail me out of this?
If not it’s cool I guess
I only kinda wanna exist

No really, beam me up
You can put stuff in my butt
If you free me from this place
I really don’t care what

You take me to your leader
You don’t wanna meet mine
Fuck little orange hands
Little green man is just fine

I’m hitchhiking across the galaxy
I dunno where- I guess we'll just see
Cold, black nothing- not really any worse
Earth’s the worst place in the whole universe

If the aliens won’t take me, I’ll catch a ride with Tom Delonge
This is the third reference I’ve made to him in song
If you buy this album maybe you can come too
Just us and every cat escaping from the Marble Blue

Green or grey, someone take me away
I’ll Cash App you money for space gas
Hell, you could just stuff me in the trunk
Just take me away and hecka fast

I wanna ride in your UFO
Cause at this point things are so heinous
I gotta Alt F4 on the Earth
Yeah I’d rather live in Uranus


from 2​👌​2👌, released November 13, 2020


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Nintendocore artist from Lexington, SC. Uhole is Lawrence Nelson.

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