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Chased by All the Vampires Ever

from 👌 by Unicorn Hole

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Shitty indie horror games
Garbage but gold all the same
Bland font logo from MS Paint
Broken English right there in the name

A stolen monster model stuck in the T-pose
Chases me without moving, on Heelys I suppose
Five Nights at Sonic’s/Elsa’s/who-the-fuck-ever’s
And Slendy’s hundreds of slightly different endeavors

Your voice acting makes “Jill Sandwich” seem Oscar-worthy
You breathe louder than you speak- it’s other-worldly
Random notes in your shitty midi soundtrack
2008 called, it wants my music back

So I survived the spooky skellingtons you threw at me
But there is one more threat that I may never beat

Crashes- more here than in a racing game
The twelve-year-old programmer is the one to blame
He is so goddamn proud, and I am ashamed
I can’t stop playing even though they’re all the same


from 👌, released April 8, 2018


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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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