Shitty indie horror games
Garbage but gold all the same
Bland font logo from MS Paint
Broken English right there in the name
A stolen monster model stuck in the T-pose
Chases me without moving, on Heelys I suppose
Five Nights at Sonic’s/Elsa’s/who-the-fuck-ever’s
And Slendy’s hundreds of slightly different endeavors
Your voice acting makes “Jill Sandwich” seem Oscar-worthy
You breathe louder than you speak- it’s other-worldly
Random notes in your shitty midi soundtrack
2008 called, it wants my music back
So I survived the spooky skellingtons you threw at me
But there is one more threat that I may never beat
Crashes- more here than in a racing game
The twelve-year-old programmer is the one to blame
He is so goddamn proud, and I am ashamed
I can’t stop playing even though they’re all the same
supported by 7 fans who also own “Chased by All the Vampires Ever”
. Several of these guys I see post all the time, some are my friends, and others friends of friends. Congrats to all of you, regardless. You're all very talented musicians and I wish you success where ever you seek it. Amazing album guys. Jay Ashborne
Fusing ’90s metalcore, ’00s vaporwave, and ’20s cybergrind, the Texans' debut showcases an unprecedented unholy trinity. Bandcamp New & Notable May 17, 2023
Chicago deathcore outfit Into the Silo torch everything in sight on this searing new LP with riffs that will leave bruises. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 21, 2022
supported by 6 fans who also own “Chased by All the Vampires Ever”
W-Wag takes us back to 2008 where the music was all garbage, but the scene was fecking great. Except this is a very fun EP and the most intensely Nintendocore thing that Michael has ever released. Anybody who whined about the atmospheric and music-y qualities of Twenty Years of Snow might want to apologize, say their prayers, and eat their vitamins. Arjax