The first and only physical pressing of FROGGY CHAIR, by Illuminate My Heart Records! Side A features the full EP, skits included. Side B features the instrumental versions, as well as some bonus tracks. Each tape comes with a sticker set. Once these are gone, check IMHR for more!
Includes unlimited streaming of FROGGY CHAIR
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Limited Green Tape
Cassette + Digital Album
The first and only physical pressing of FROGGY CHAIR, by Illuminate My Heart Records! Side A features the full EP, skits included. Side B features the instrumental versions, as well as some bonus tracks. Each tape comes with a sticker set. Once these are gone, check IMHR for more!
Includes unlimited streaming of FROGGY CHAIR
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Sold Out
lyrics
When I need a sit
Froggy Chair, I choose you
When I need a pick me up
Froggy Chair always comes through
Fuck standing up, actually
With Froggy Chair, I’ll get atrophy
And a square ass too
Froggy Chair, I think I love you
I love that good, good chair
Forget the Toad Stool with Froggy there
That smile warms my heart
I’m never taking it apart
Put the chair over there
I don’t care where you put it or place it
We can always erase it
I swear to god I will murder a frog
I will prime steak Angus, bacon grill the hog
If I don’t get my comfort throne
The first day when New Horizons comes to my home
I will bitch and I’ll shout
Little Mac and punch out
And then I'll stay in and sob
Because my chair ain’t a frog
Where would I be without you?
Six feet underground
In acre five of my home town
Froggy Chair is everything to me
I sit back and replay my day
I think of things I'd love to say, like
“I’m glad you’re wearing your diaper
I’m about to slap the shit outta you
Joey the duck, you goofy fuck
Did you eat a little too much glue?”