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Feelin' Froggy

from FROGGY CHAIR by Unicorn Hole

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lyrics

When I need a sit
Froggy Chair, I choose you
When I need a pick me up
Froggy Chair always comes through

Fuck standing up, actually
With Froggy Chair, I’ll get atrophy
And a square ass too
Froggy Chair, I think I love you

I love that good, good chair
Forget the Toad Stool with Froggy there
That smile warms my heart
I’m never taking it apart

Put the chair over there
I don’t care where you put it or place it
We can always erase it

I swear to god I will murder a frog
I will prime steak Angus, bacon grill the hog

If I don’t get my comfort throne
The first day when New Horizons comes to my home

I will bitch and I’ll shout
Little Mac and punch out
And then I'll stay in and sob
Because my chair ain’t a frog

Where would I be without you?

Six feet underground
In acre five of my home town

Froggy Chair is everything to me
I sit back and replay my day
I think of things I'd love to say, like

“I’m glad you’re wearing your diaper
I’m about to slap the shit outta you
Joey the duck, you goofy fuck
Did you eat a little too much glue?”

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from FROGGY CHAIR, released March 20, 2020

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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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