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Four Reasons I Failed Precal

from 2​👌​2👌 by Unicorn Hole

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Heck yeah little dude, you ride your little line
Let’s see if we can have you nail a rad backflip
A few failed attempts, and a few broken spines
But with one small adjustment, you nail that shit

I head online to brag about what we have done
See other people's stuff, “so long bud, it’s been fun”

Instead I’ll click some cookies- I understand this one
This “game” is truly something- not sure if “fun”
But I just can’t stop playing, it’s addicting, uncanny
Nothing can stop me, not even Lovecraftian grannies

I head online to brag about how many I’ve got
See how far the game goes, could quit but I will not
I’ll break this game’s counter, show it what I’m about
Except lol no I won’t, my internet just fuckin went out

That’s fine, it’s t-rex time
Let’s leap over cacti
Duck under pterodactyls
A single hit, we’ll die

You’re with me in my time of need
For that I’ll have your back
Oh wait, it just got fixed
So later chump, I’m boutta fap

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from 2​👌​2👌, released November 13, 2020

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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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