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Four Reasons I Failed Precal

from 2​👌​2👌 by Unicorn Hole

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Heck yeah little dude, you ride your little line
Let’s see if we can have you nail a rad backflip
A few failed attempts, and a few broken spines
But with one small adjustment, you nail that shit

I head online to brag about what we have done
See other people's stuff, “so long bud, it’s been fun”

Instead I’ll click some cookies- I understand this one
This “game” is truly something- not sure if “fun”
But I just can’t stop playing, it’s addicting, uncanny
Nothing can stop me, not even Lovecraftian grannies

I head online to brag about how many I’ve got
See how far the game goes, could quit but I will not
I’ll break this game’s counter, show it what I’m about
Except lol no I won’t, my internet just fuckin went out

That’s fine, it’s t-rex time
Let’s leap over cacti
Duck under pterodactyls
A single hit, we’ll die

You’re with me in my time of need
For that I’ll have your back
Oh wait, it just got fixed
So later chump, I’m boutta fap


from 2​👌​2👌, released November 13, 2020


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Nintendocore artist from Lexington, SC. Uhole is Lawrence Nelson.

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