Hedgehogs and Chili Dogs

from Songs Unsung by Unicorn Hole

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lyrics

Knuckles is strong- he can glide and he can dig
Tails can fly- there's no machine he can't rig
Shadow gets emo chicks and uses guns to cap some ass
Sonic the Hedgehog, well he runs real fast

I hate to say it, but it must be said
Sonic the Hedgehog, everybody knows your name
But I'm having trouble justifying your fame
Your friends are better than you, yeah you should be ashamed
It must be hard to be so lame, that you're the worst in your own game

Tails and Eggman- both brilliant scientists
Shadow has a dark past with some sappy twists
Knuckles- the sworn protector as far back as the prologue
Sonic's backstory is chili dogs

Stranded on a desert island,
I'd even choose Big the Cat over you
His skill could feed a man for life,
While a puddle on the beach has you subdued
And remember that time you met that kid
With down's syndrome a few years ago?
And like a true asshole, the first thing you said to him was
"You're too slow!"