On the campgrounds no one can hear you scream
Well I guess that isn’t true, but fuck off it fits the theme
One dude insists that we were talkin about bears
That didn’t happen, but do you think he cares?
Later he asks “you said you’re gonna wet your body?”
Again, no, you okay there buddy?
Next, a weird dude in the bathroom
Looks out from the shower, scans the room
As we leave after our peepee sessions
This guy calls out to us “any questions?”
And speaking of restroom transgressions...
A guy moans in the next stall, asks why god hates him so
A woman angrily shouts “pinch it off, it’s time to go”
His mug which says “grandma” is filled with something red
It might have made me shit on sight, but I already did
Then it hits us - everyone else here is a skinwalker
They learn only from each other which makes them awkward
Only flimsy tent walls protect us from ending up dead
But we paid for one more night so fuck it I’m going to bed