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Rematch / Dispatch

from Legend of the Light Gem by Unicorn Hole

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The gang heads back to Ulric’s forge and home
Outrage resounds from round back- Ulric is not alone
He is taking a stand- his foes making demands
The gang rounds the corner to see the Shifting Sand

“'You’ll get your weapons soon as Larv is in the ground'
So you said, then you slapped my boys around"

“Your boys are idiots- there were witnesses!
If I didn’t step in, how could I feign innocence?"
“So why not kill them all?” “Because I’m not like your lot
Petty crime is not the only thing I’ve got!”

The puzzle yet incomplete, but Ulric’s guilt now confessed
Grub says “What better time than now to make the arrest?”
Kat steps in, requests forfeit- of course they will not abide
These Sands are stronger now and Ulric’s on their side

Despite the splendid skills the girls display when they spar
When they combine forces, a force is what they are
Astrid pushes Kat hard to reach for the highest bar
When they combine forces, a force is what they are

Blasts of gravel pelt the men,
Then strong winds blow and throw them prone
Waves of water drench their garb
Weighing them down like heavy stones
Focused fire forces their foes to follow foreknown footing
Kat condemns volt gems lest these guys be reduced to pudding

Grub cheers and jeers from the sidelines
Til a Shifting Sand lackey
Chases him to the lush green
But Kat knows he runs quickly

The Shifting Sand is chased away
Kat hopes they’ll change their ways someday
There’s no denying Ulric is tough
But his best efforts aren’t enough

Grub even bested his foe
By his account a disgrace
“As he chased I bent a branch
Then let it whip his big, dumb face!”


from Legend of the Light Gem, released May 26, 2017


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Nintendocore artist from Lexington, SC. Uhole is Lawrence Nelson.

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