Spaghetti cat
I weep for you
It's all I can do
To keep from falling apart
Cause you're breaking my heart
Oh when I first saw you
On that daytime TV show
I knew it was Destiny
So I called them up, I said
"Who's that cat, I need to meet him
I need to have some spaghetti with him"
And they said "The cat isn't real dude
It's just some picture"
Just some- how fucking dare you?!
Spaghetti cat is real!
Spaghetti cat is my life
And he always will be