Hey Link, get off your butt- grow a pair of Deku Nuts
First save the Deku Tree, you tree hugging hippie
Stop playing with your Deku Stick, and Raid that spider bitch
Don't call me "fairy boy," you horsey whore
Bitch, please! I've got the Master Sword
Side-hoppin Hyrule Field, straight for Gannondorf
Bitch, please! I've got the Master Sword
Seven years pass...
Link awakens, now complete with pubes
Can't stop thinking about Zelda's boobs
But they can wait, I'm going fishing
I would relax, but Navi won't stop bitching
Back to work, slay the phantom and the dragon
If I don't hurry those boobs will be sagging
The water temple is full of Link's tears
Because it cost him another seven years
Shadow and Spirit, collect more hearts and shit
Visit the Great Fairies, and their triangle tits
Poopmaster, show us what you've got!
(1:45ish to 2:25ish music written by Poopmaster)
Storm into Gannon's castle, sword into Gannon's asshole
I am the king of Hyrule, my name is Link and I rule
Original: https://soundcloud.com/uhole/uholedust
Vocal guest: https://soundcloud.com/dustin-elmore-906725760
Music guest: https://www.facebook.com/thepoopmaster/