Welcome to the song about the man behind the midi
I'll tell you a bit about myself, so that you won't feel shitty
About all the times that thanks to my music you came
Without even knowing my name

My name is Gigleorex, I'm an escaped government aircraft
Fled area 104, which b-t-dubbs is twice as bad
"Never heard of it" you say? That's my point exactly
I killed a nasty human baby and assumed his identity
I quite enjoyed the luxury
Of shitting any time and place I pleased
And don't even get me started
On having someone clean the mess for me

I wouldn't say that I'm the
Coolest dude who ever walked the earth
Instead I'll sing it, so thank my mom for giving birth (to me)
I would elaborate
But I'm so great you could not comprehend
That's why this singing part comes to a sudden end (like this)

When I was ten years old dinosaurs took over the world
So I went back in time and killed them all off long before
I altered evolution in the past on my way back
Hey dudes, in reference to boobs- you're welcome for that
After the ice age, I grew bored pretty soon
So I explored the north, like way up north- as in the moon
I made some craters just cause I needed to vent
I leapt back to earth, hit Arizona, left a great big dent
Oh, you think I'm lying? Think this all sounds too great?
Alright I'll admit I did exaggerate
I didn't really kill each dinosaur dead
I kept one raptor alive and raised him as a pet

When Chip Zealot comes in!
(2:55ish to 3:45ish music written by Chip Zealot)

One more little detail before the song is finished
For what it's worth I'm told that I'm schizophrenic

Original: https://kittyonfirerecordsarchive.bandcamp.com/album/kittycore-vol-2
Vocal guest - https://soundcloud.com/thelimitdoesnotexist
Music guest - https://soundcloud.com/chipzealot