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We're Not 👌 (We Promise)

from 2​👌​2👌 by Unicorn Hole

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A brand new year and decade- a new hope
A chance to start again- yeah, but nope
The dumpster has caught fire- watch it burn
The shitcopter tailspins- watch it turn

How did we go from eating ass
To choking on tear gas?
From social anxiety
To full blown global quarantine?

“I ain’t wearin no goddamn mask
So don’t even goddamn ask
It sort of itches on my ears
Grandpa’s lived for enough years”

Meanwhile Earth is on fire
Yeah, cause shit needs to be more dire
Hell, maybe we should just stoke it
We already know- we already broke it

Firemen throw their water balloons
But they can’t seem to figure out their aim
Kobe left us this year
And things just haven’t been the same

Even the murder hornets
That came over to the states
Were like “fuck this, we’re out”
And left us to our fates

Maybe the Mayans were right
Maybe the world did end
So buckle up as heck ascends

This is the end
For sure, the actual end

For real, I totally mean it
This is super duper the end


from 2​👌​2👌, released November 13, 2020


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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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