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Which Witch Two

from Arcana Profane by Unicorn Hole

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“I want a good, clean fight!”
Grub asks “got it? Alright?
No tail slaps girls- no bites!”

Kat and Astrid grasp their stones and prepare for their daily bout
Kat tries to maintain her focus as from the sidelines Grub shouts
“Whoever loses has to do all my chores for the next week!”
Astrid calls back “in your dreams!” without missing a beat

Then she blasts a fireball at Kat
But it’s snuffed in the air- “you better do better than that!”
Then by earth and water Kat fires mud at her foe
But Astrid’s lighting reflexes render the blast too slow

Forces of nature- taken on human form
Now second nature- each girl is her own storm
Five elements conjured within-
Fire, water, earth, lightning, and wind
Become the danger- or it becomes your end

Astrid fights back frustration, elects determination

She shows her fire stone to Kat and gaudily prepares to attack
To void the spell Kat holds her own fire stone behind her back
Her sleight of hand successful, Astrid casts a waterfall
Earth gem in her other hand, Kat can’t defend at all

The wave slams Kat down into the mat
Astrid grabs her volt gem to end the combat
But Kat predicts Astrid’s plan, and
Defends- a volt gem gleams in her raised hand

Astrid fights back frustration, elects determination
She and Kat both share a common foundation
Both know witch battles like the back of their hands
Which they see often casting lightning or sands
Moreso they know each other- know weaknesses, although
They’ve also learned to predict and prevent decisive blows

Kat is proud as they both grow
And new techniques are mastered
But Astrid the elder feels entitled to grow much faster
As Kat recovers Astrid slaps the volt stone from her hand

Kat is caught quite off guard- this wasn’t part of her plan

Astrid has won the match as Kat is unable to defend
Not too rare an occurrence, though Kat herself seldom wins
Kat grins and says “good job!” Astrid says “thanks, you too!”
Ghael says “now stick around- this evening I’ve got work for you”


from Arcana Profane, released September 30, 2017


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Nintendocore artist from Lexington, SC. Uhole is Lawrence Nelson.

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