Why I Didn't Wipe, Ever

from 👌 DLC 5 by Unicorn Hole

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lyrics

Birds don't only eat oats
Sometimes they drink Baja Blast
Why won't papa love my music
Like he loves pizza crust?

Once upon a time
I ate all of grandma's pretzels
So I vomited

My favorite blue object isn't Earth
Since the birth of meat

Never drown in soup
Crude and lethal just like this soap

Be everything but alive
Or else I will die

Deep inside squeeze my gizzard
Tastes broken and nasty

Burglars stole knick-knacks and paddy whacks
The key to this heart shaped ass
Anyway here's a coughing part
~cough cough cough

Only don't dare to peek inside my ass
Never fill that thing again