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HORSE the EP

by Unicorn Hole

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1.
Cutsman 03:26
That little bastard With his tricks and vile forms of play Hacking, shaving, slicing, mutilating All that gets before him or that gets in his way Coming around down the stairs The wood cracked beneath my feet My hand slid across the rail Collecting dust on my fingertips Then I came into a dark room That smelled of wet stone and many years And there was a robotic retard With a blank empty stare It was a little android man Half the size that I am Scissors on his head Scissors on his fucking head Little android man Born without a soul Without that force of reason The scissors took control Little android man Born without a heart If he's in your vicinity he'll cut you apart Here he comes There's no time It's just a game Don't look back he's right behind And here's your piece of mind Cut! Cut! Cut Cut! Little android man Born without a soul Without the voice of reason the scissors took control Little android man Born without a heart In his vicinity he'll cut you apart Robotic retard He counts his fingers One, two, three, four Little android man Never, never, never trust a Little android man He'll cut cut cut cut
2.
Bunnies 03:42
And a beef will rise again Broken machine in his hand Ten words: snapping, bunnies, twitching, gurgling Forget the bombs in your eyes Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies Smash those fucking bunnies Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies Splat those fucking bunnies Send information in a sensationalist manner They corrupt Heads snapping and misspelling, eyes twitching in response To the sound of the words Red world-like words zooming boiling Moons in the shallow sky Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies Smash those fucking bunnies Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies Splat those fucking bunnies Bleeding bunnies screaming Bring the hammer down Bleeding bunnies twitching Bloody bunnies smeared across the ground Drool spilling down my chin unto my beard Screams red words at A blank and pointless sky of mothers Red words popping, crackling black Ten words: snapping, bunnies, twitching, gurgling Forget the bombs in your eyes Forget the bombs in your eyes Speak the words to crack open the sky
3.
Birdo 03:13
Birdo The geek with no beak He's so weak he cannot speak Vestigial wings and dwarven legs A semper fi cranium that's got automatic eggs His gaping maw is geared to spew He just might be a she so Birdette will do Go eat your eggs Force fed, force fed Go eat your eggs Out of his mouth Straight at your head With purple pants, they start to tear I reach out with all my might To poke out an eye I poke out an eye My seven year old smile vanishing Eggs, why eggs? It's breaking my heart It's hurting my nose It's turning my skin green Why'd you have to be so mean? In my dreams I despise you More than you'll ever know Even when I speak your name It makes me fucking choke Birdo Throw it back
4.
Murder 04:14
The blood of family it mingles With the clay in this stinking riverbed I tie the boy down and tear his mother's gown It's okay, she's already dead I'll sell the boy and the horses To the snake you cannot see I cut open the white man And take from his woman too If it were up to me, all the white faces would bleed Bleed and bleed and bleed, it's truth Murder, it's murder Empty plains echo with empty screams There's a wagon on the highland A father and his girl, both are headed south I tie the boy and the horses Then use the skills of the wolf I don't use a bullet Get close enough I can use my knife My knife I cut open the white man And take from his woman too If it were up to me, all the white faces would bleed Red's a better color, it's truth Let the blood out, let it flow Cut the blood out, let it flow Kill the blood out, let it flow Like a river, like a river Let it flow like a river Let if flow like a river into the sea
5.
Arrive 04:04
Pseudo, squander, plummet, crunch On the feet of the gods do the endless munch Hunger, open, whoosh, wind, boom The ash-grey Door of Doom The moon is still The stars are still The wind is still still But not completely gone Boom, black circles in the dust Spinning on a wind deprived of its lust The sky above is bent and swings To the sound of silent things I can't have it all Flee the moment and the moment will find you I can't take the call, but I can hear it Yeah, I can hear it I can't find the words Speak of the devil and the devil will find you I'm here but not at all But not at all And we know that within Our model of a human heart is doomed And still there is that gleaming silence Underneath a gaping sky and an empty moon No need to operate to save my life The time is coming, quickly sliding soon So soon all the breaths in the world stop breathing And so, consumed Arrive

about

No matter who feels what way about it, HORSE the Band are the fathers of Nintendocore. They were a huge influence on me as a budding musician, and so I made this release to pay homage to their legacy. I may have a horn that they lack, but the marks we leave in the sand are the same. I'm not really sure what I mean by that, but it kinda sounds deep so fuck it.

You can also nab this EP in instrumental form:
tinyurl.com/2s3wf6ze

This album is free, but if you wanna support me:
www.patreon.com/unicornhole

credits

released February 14, 2020

All tracks originally written by HORSE the Band
Cutsman and Bunnies are from the album R. Borlax
Birdo is from the album The Mechanical Hand
Murder is from the album A Natural Death
Arrive is from the album Desperate Living
This EP's art parodies Nick Butcher's original art for R. Borlax

HORSE the EP is performed and stuff by Unicorn Hole
Gigantic thanks to Glitch City Cafe, Starcutter, and Weekly Words and Grammar for help with engineering, production, and quality control!
This release wouldn't exist without Dustin Elmore! <3
Cubase blasted my project files into the ether, but Dustin saved them.

HORSE the EP has never and will never be sold. It is a passion project that I do not profit off of. If you dig it I encourage you to support HORSE the Band, and buy their stuff! Thanks for checking this out! <3

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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007

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