Multiplayer, by Unicorn Hole

Multiplayer

by Unicorn Hole

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M0SHB1T Why did you credit me on this abomination of random fart "sounds"? Please delete my name or I'll sue you. Favorite track: Boko Boys.

texas instruments as one hole becomes four, Multiplayer is a fun, dynamic record with hella hooks and harmonies. Excited for this new era of UHole! Favorite track: Mario Party Foul.

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1.	Multiplayer 01:33		buy track
2.	Boko Boys 03:35	lyrics	buy track
Just wanna hang with my homies here Do hoodrat shit round Hyrule Be loud and play with fire, as you sneer While wearing pants like a fool Boko Boys Yo dig our digs- got a sick skull crib Your pad’s just as square as you We’ll throw rocks at your head if you come near Our dope spit-roast barbeque We’ll ride on bears, we aren’t scared Maybe of bees, but that’s fair So go ahead and kill us, we’ll be back soon Vibe in the afterlife till the next blood moon We are forever goons Sleep with explosives next to our heads Like to live dangerously One spark and we just might wake up dead So fuck around and let’s see We’ll ride on bears, we aren’t scared Just of lightning, but that’s fair Rad stone armor, dragonbone stuff We may be small but we’ve got guts So go ahead and kill us, we’ll be back soon Vibe in the afterlife till the next blood moon We are forever goons And when Zelda’s little cop decides to come around We'll hop on our rock friend and beat him down Battle Talus Bring the ruckus Boko Boys So go ahead and kill us, we’ll be back soon Vibe in the afterlife till the next blood moon We are forever goons
3.	Feelin Froggy 03:24	lyrics	buy track
When I need a sit Froggy Chair, I choose you When I need a pick me up Froggy Chair always comes through Fuck standing up, actually With Froggy Chair, I’ll get atrophy And a square ass too Froggy Chair I swear I love you I love that good, good chair Forget the Toad Stool if Froggy’s there That smile warms my heart I’m never taking it apart Put the chair over there I don’t care where you put it, just place it Plop it down and embrace it You can never put a fish in a letter But if we share this rare chair Both our lives will be better So lucky to own this amphibious throne It’s the pride of my home Sits and waits while I’m gone With eyes more blue than any sky I knew Nook’s got me by the bells But my heart belongs to you Ribbit When I need a sit Froggy Chair, I choose you When I need a pick me up Froggy Chair always comes through Where would I be without you? Six feet underground In acre five of my home town Froggy Chair is everything to me I have a seat when I’m feelin groggy In an instant I’m feelin froggy Jump! When I need a sit Froggy Chair, I choose you When I need a pick me up Froggy Chair always comes through Froggy Chair is my life
4.	PK Rockin 04:32	lyrics	buy track
Take the step, Giant Step, out of Onett With your map and your bat embark Fight hippies, and mean trees, but never fret You will bring light to the dark In your dreams, her plea gleams, follow the trail A prayer whispered with joined hands Powerful PK skills, but if that fails Smash em with a frying pan So focus on the Eight Melodies Visit sacred sanctuaries Your quest could only cost your life And you got that for free Eat burgers from the trash Slug the fuzz with a SMAAASH Don’t step on Porky’s turd Saving the world’s absurd Paula calls to Winters, to a shy whiz He lacks PSI but his mind is bright Don’t defy his allies or he’ll bring his Bazooka to a knife fight The Crown Prince of Dalaam will come along Mirror foes, overthrow them all Stomp the puke, cosmic nuke, what could go wrong? Cause the sky itself to fall So focus on the Eight Melodies Visit sacred sanctuaries Your quest could only cost your life And you got that for free Fight till the end With your true friends Ness used PK Breakdown Paula used PK Breakdown Jeff did something else, but Poo used PK Breakdown PK Breakdown Ness used PK Breakdown Paula used PK Breakdown Jeff did something else, but Poo used PK Breakdown So focus on the Eight Melodies Visit sacred sanctuaries Your quest could only cost your life And you got that for free Fight till the end With your true friends
5.	Unwahnted 03:59	lyrics	buy track
I’m on the outside, looking in Just watching all my friends Having the time of their lives They forgot me again I’m in the shadows, I’m a ghost Always only almost I assist or I fill in I’m never wanted most The weird fourth wheel, a clone of a clone The other three have stories of their own You say that everyone is here I say that that’s hyperbole Because the truth is crystal clear You mean everyone but me Wah-ah Just purple Luigi Still wahing and weeping But then am I really if no one hears? Just bad boy Luigi Still hoping and dreaming But why even bother if no one cheers? I’m on the outside, once again But the potted plant got in And nineteen dudes from Fire Emblem It’s clear I’ll never win I’m in the shadows, with a rose In some endearing pose But more profound than my pink one Is their choir of “no”s The weird fourth wheel, a clone of a clone The other three have stories of their own You say that everyone is here I say that that’s hyperbole Because the truth is crystal clear You mean everyone but me Wah-ah Just purple Luigi Still wahing and weeping But then am I really if no one hears? Just bad boy Luigi Still hoping and dreaming But why even bother if no one cheers? I’m on my last life Get a Waluigi board if you wanna talk to me All this pain is game over, so RIP in peace RIP in peace Wah-ah Just purple Luigi Still wahing and weeping But then am I really if no one hears? Just bad boy Luigi Still hoping and dreaming But why even bother if no one cheers? Just because I’m a bit odd and my limbs are long Doesn’t mean I should be treated like Lanky Kong
6.	Mario Party Foul 04:43	lyrics	buy track
We are Four best friends playing video games Having fun even with ones that are lame We don’t care if we end up up all night Like sidescrollers it’s all right All right We’ve played Kart already, and we’ve played Smash So let’s start up Party at long last Choose our favorite dudes, and the coolest boards All the fun we’ll have is the true reward Who’s keeping score? We all grab our first coins, race to the star, it’s super far The minigames begin, play hard We lost that 2v2, not cause of me, but cause of you But who really cares when we are Four best friends playing video games Having fun even with ones that are lame We don’t care if we end up up all night Like sidescrollers it’s all right All right You got stars already, I guess that’s cool In the end you’ll get schooled, like a fool And you keep on getting your best minigames Honestly your strats are super lame Should be ashamed Why’d you steal a star from me, dude? I’m not even the one in the lead Because you made us lose That minigame back in round two I think he made the right call And my nine stars agree Makes no difference to me I’m so far behind all of you IRL friendly fire, I’ve been stabbed in the back IRL friendly fire, a traitorous attack Trust no one, we are done We are Four best friends eating tasty pizza bites Magic treats that can cancel any fight The TV colors the dark room with light Like sidescrollers it’s all right Four best friends playing video games Having fun even with ones that are lame We don’t care if we end up up all night Like sidescrollers it’s all right All right
7.	Goodnight 02:34		buy track

about

Introducing Dustin, Mitch and PJ! They'll be playing guitar, synth, and drums respectively (but never respectfully) for Uhole's live band incarnation! This EP was written with the express purpose of being performed, front to back. All four members share vocal duties, which means all the gang vocals and harmonies you hear are legittt! Grab some extra players and jam this first glimpse of Uhole as a band!

Nab the instrumental version here:
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credits

released July 24, 2023

All music and lyrics written by John
All vocals performed by John, Dustin, Mitch, and PJ
Additional lyrics on Feelin Froggy by Go:Eskimo
Feelin Froggy is originally from FROGGY CHAIR EP
Additional vocals in FF and MPF by GOSH
Engineered by Tyler Hendricks, produced by Uhole
Huge thanks to Denny M, Chris K, and Uhole's patrons
Thanks to Got Item! for letting us steal his song name :0