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This Shit Again
01:39
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We survived 2020, or so we thought
But that shitâs back again whether we want it or not
Weekly Words and Grammar
Runnin up that hill
Bitches call me meatball
Cuz spaghettiâs all I spill
And ya boy Uhole with the old consoles
Back again reminiscing of days of old
Itâs so cold, weâre way too old
But weâve still got truths to be told
So itâs that time again, when your best n-core friends
Step in to make amends, absolve you of your sins
Make sure that the bullshit ends
So grab a Baja Blast, and plop down on your ass
Behold the spell that we cast, shatter anything glass
Make sure the bullshit ends fast
âHoly fuck, holy fucking fuck
That intro of yours is fucking absurd
Itâs truly unreal how it fucking bops
Like it blows my mindâ
This year talk of multiverses was widely spread
Please let me swap me with a me whoâs already dead
Twenty twenty two
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I should stop feeding it, itâs swollen like a tick
Does it despise me for neglecting it?
Itâs unfathomable, itâs become Lovecraftian
Its shadow swallows me, I am lost within
How could a man create something too big to see?
Please have mercy on me, massive Steam library
It haunts me in my dreams
A chorus of hundreds of unplayed games screams
Humble Bundle, DLC
You buy this game, you get ten more for free
Remake, sequel, rerelease
Exponential, neverending increase
It grows, it knows
As I launch Rogue Legacy for the millionth time
I feel the resentful glare of a million eyes
I canât know when, but this is my doom
Ever it watches, ever it looms
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(lyrics randomly generated in a variety of ways)
My best shoes were stolen by your grandmother
There was shit in my car and it looks really great
I am the most frustrated sandwich maker
Donât dare look at my ass
My cat is in the bathroom with the boys
They occasionally sip Baja Blast as well
Your sister's residence is known to me
On secret roads, Eager Beaver broke his twelve inches
My finger is a good one for sure
My banana and the drain are submerged
Do back flips and stuff for hours
Do not fill out this form again
My feet were freezing, and my sandwich was so ancient
The misfortune of tacos is the only positive outcome
The vomiting portion is now available
I fell so much like a lot
Enter the NASCAR shelter
On the dance floor
Old feces circulating, traditional excrement
Why doesn't father love my music
Like he adores pizza topping?
The green oneâs a bit of a lot
Booty, what more could you want?
Kirby made it home safely
He was never around me
Crispy bear trap, yours to keep
The cloaca drops deep
Do anything but live or die
Thatâs the sound of despair
Comprehend my suffering
Hack my booty like I'm hamburger
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American Fastfood
01:23
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Letâs just forget every meal we shared
Every burrito
Best friends and beefy cheese
Goodbyes
And the tasty bites
When we realized
We were running out of Baja Blast
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You once were there for me
Back when I felt complete
Now youâre just someplace that I used to eat
You seem so happy now with your new customers
We used to be like that, all gone in a blur
You changed, and I changed- I guess no oneâs to blame
I went to Arbyâs once but it wasnât the same
You baja broke my heart
Could we go back to the start?
But our souls pull apart
This time I must depart
Lines that take a million years
Cup I filled with baja tears
Wilted lettuce, soggy shell
Trapped in my own taco hell
Empty sauces, crunchy cheese
Beans when I said âno beans pleaseâ
Hair burritos, sticky shoes
Taco Bell, this time weâre through
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Modern horror games are such a big disgrace
What happened to quality like Maze with Loud Face?
Or that weird grey peanut statue that snaps your neck
Wish he was real so he could end my whole shit in one sec
I scroll through itch.io, horror section mocking me
An endless list of shit by kids in their pre-teens
James Sunderland shakes his ass at his TV
He killed his wife, but I wish that heâd kill me
I have no games and I must scream
Another Backrooms clone? Iâve seen that shit before
A knock-off Siren Head? Oh, what a fucking bore
Iâve played so many horror games
That playing them is just a chore
Fuckin spook me, bitch you wonât
Just give me a cheap scare, all I ask you to bring
Iâve long given up on joy, but I must feel something
I was not afraid while your bullshit was played
I feel fuckin robbed you only had one job
Letâs remake RE 4 just like we did 3 and 2
Letâs do Silent Hill 2 and also Dead Space too
Callisto Protocol is new, itâs not a total rut
Except lol oops looks like that game kinda sucks butt
I scroll through creepypasta, shit grammar mocking me
Jeff the Killer fanfics and knockoffs are all that I see
Mira the shiba inu was in control the whole time
Please pup switch off my life, to live on is a crime
I have no games and I must scream
I donât feel a thing
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[Glitch City Café Intro]
[Murdering Mad Jack with Beanadryl Vocals]
Crack open a can of beans with the boys
[Gizzzard Kicker Vocals]
B-E-A-N
Had beans for lunch and had beans again
I'm gonna make a scene when I spill the beans
I got beans for eyes like I've never seen
Beans from Even Stevens was my first kiss
If you don't love beans then you can fuck off
Beans are great, beans are good
Beans are the very best food
[A Challenger Approaches Synths]
[Evocative "bonk" by Indonesian Bongo]
[Original Fangster Vocals]
Itâs Original Fang bringin original fun
Keepinâ beans on brand with a red bean bun
Come on and take a bite, chow down tonight
I need the power of beans so I can win this fight
I gotta lotta edamame and nobody can stop me
Make em fried, make em steamed, really nothing can top these
In a hot pot, not gonna drop the party
Now wash em all down with your grounds of coffee
[Anti-PizzaBoy with Bean Machine Vocals]
Gimme pinto, gimme lima
Gimme that which I desiya
Liberals think you can take my beans
Youâll have to pry them from my cold dead hands
Snowflakes best now what that means
Try to dodge my Special Bean Cannon
Some vegan tried to offer me beans
He said âtheyâre GMO freeâ
I like beans made by artificial means
The best beans come from bean machines
Dr Robotnikâs got my back
[Polygon Horizon Vocals]
I've got fat beans in my jeans
They get the women screams
You might think it is Heinz
But it's alles meins
I've got big beans in my jeans
[Shotgun Guy and Beanadryl Vocals]
I put beans in my ass, I put beans in my dickhole
I fuckin snort big beans, beans
[The David Jones Band Vocals]
Sailing the seven seas
Captain wonât give us beans
We are so hungry, please
Fill my canteen
We will go to extremes
Leading a mutiny
This ainât your brigantine
Weâre taking your beans
Give us beans
[Leonhart Verse and Vocals]
Quick Bean Fact!
Did you know that coffee grounds aren't actually beans?
The "beans" come from the fruit
Grown on coffea shrubs and trees
Life is a lie, trust no one and discard your coffee
Purge the caffeine from your veins
Cleanse the untruths from your body
Beans
Consume nothing but beans
One must consume nothing but beans
[TRVSHBXVT Outro]
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Since you vanished Wisp keeps coming around
He feels at home, now that itâs a ghost town now
Weeds have grown out of control, a jungle island now
For months and months on the beach, Gulliverâs laid face down
Millions of roaches now overrun your home
A new bug collection to rival the museumâs own
And still Isabelle hasnât taken a lunch
Nook wonât let her leave, at least Iâve got a hunch
Shells piled high on the beach, with bottles mixed in too
A huge wall has been formed that nothing can break through
KK still comes for some reason
Each Saturday heâs here, playing for nobody
A pitiful turnout, who does he think he is- me?
Did the patches bring you back?
For a day or maybe a week?
Right this moment your friends wait
Wishing youâd just come and speak
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Decades ago every weekend
Crammed on the couch laughing with friends
Party and Kart, days Smashed away
Echoes of echoes, drowned in delay
Next Saturday you may stop by
Stretched pretty thin, you said youâll try
May be too tired, or feel too low
Iâll shoot a text, youâll let me know
We never felt decades ago
The pulling of the undertow
Every weekend weâd stay up late
All through the week we couldnât wait
The final boss, weâd do him in
Start a new file, play it again
Bring your new game, you say itâs hard
Start a file on my memory card
Talk shit and laugh, constantly die
May never win, but weâll sure try
Every weekend, tied up or tired
All through the week, anxious and wired
The final boss, weâll never see
Started a file, been too busy
Got a new game, still in the box
Just gotta find time on the clock
Talk and make plans, constantly bail
May never win, plans set to fail
Save file is corrupted, data failed to read
We only have our memories
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2020 Too
03:16
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This album is a 10 but.. itâs all so doom and gloom
We must address the stampede of elephants in the room
So put your Wordles down, turn off your Elden Rings
We need to tell you all about all the new awful things
The James Webb Telescope didnât find any aliens
Weâre alone in this cold universe without any friends
The Vid eased up a bit, at least allegedly
But the prices for stuff simply did not agree
Elon bought Twitter
Somehow stomped it even further down the shitter
The new Pokemon games did a shits on the floor
They look like Gamecube games, run like N64
Chris Rock got Final Smashed by the cool guy Fresh Prince
Kanye got turned away by fuckin New Balance lol
Would anyone love us if we were turned into worms?
Lol itâs a ânoâ either way, that answerâs locked in firm
We spent all year running up that hill
Howâs this for a deal with god?
Kill me, for real
Corn Kid canât save us now
We must expire somehow
AI canât save us now
We must perish somehow
Nothing can save us now
No way, no how
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Uhole is a nintendocore band from South Carolina, since 2007
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