The perilous swamps, the prickly thorns
The frankly angry zinger swarms
Oh such dangers there are outside
Sanctuary you will not be denied
So come one, and come all!
Krazy Kremland calls!
The fireworks show is astounding
Dizzying colors, confounding
The Ferris wheel reaches heights unreal
Just hold on tight to the cold steel
Hop right into a skull cart
Now’s when the real fun starts
Just mind the gaps in the tracks
You’ll probably make it back
Play the arcade, grab a snack and a drink
Destroy your friends on Killer Instinct
It’s not Creepy Crocland, or Loony Goonland
Just read the sign, don’t be a baboon, man
So come one, and come all!
Krazy Kremland calls!
Out of tickets, out of lives
Play here, stay here till you die
Do not challenge Great King Zing
Lest you face his deadly sting
Out of tickets, out of lives
Hop right into a skull cart
Now’s when the real fun starts
Just mind the gaps in the tracks
You’ll probably make it back