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The King's Right Hand

from Legend of the Light Gem by Unicorn Hole

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A crowd gathers as the gang drags Ulric into town
He is a criminal- this is his new renown
It isn’t long before Garth arrives
With the deadeye Wade and two other knights

Garth thanks the gang for everything they’ve done
“Despite his ties he’ll serve his time the same as anyone else”
Kat says she hopes that it helps
“He could do great things, if he’d behave himself!”

Garth’s gang heads back through
Forsyth Forest dragging Ulric along
They’ll dump him into the Bristol dungeon where he belongs
Wade looks him in the eye and says “don’t try anything dumb”
“Like fight the king’s right hand
And get crushed by a single thumb?
Oh, I already know the outcome

"Against the man who carries a hundred pound warhammer
And wears armor that assures every assault is deterred
The man who stopped a thug that tried to escape on a horse
Lifted both man and mount and threw them with unnatural force
That fight I can’t endorse”

That option rejected, Ulric inspects his chains
He hides his excitement, it seems that hope remains
The shackles that he wears
Are themselves worn and have now cracked
When the timing is right, he’ll break free and double back
He hears his own heartbeat

The knights’ attention divides as a snow-white crow flies by
Ulric manages to slip away from their watchful eyes
From afar Garth’s tremendous strength is nullified
But an arrow from Wade’s bow scrapes the bone in Ulric’s thigh
He knows his end is nigh

Garth stomps over to his prey, now left with no hope to escape
“You betrayed our king- with your life you’ll pay
I’d hoped that in those broken chains
You’d think that you had found your recourse”
Ulric’s spirit is crushed
Just before he becomes a crumpled corpse


from Legend of the Light Gem, released May 26, 2017


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