There’s nothing left
But also nothing’s right
Why can’t real life be
More like Fortnight?
Everyone is sad
Everything is bad
This shit is the pits
And I don’t mean Brad
There’s nothing left
But also nothing’s right
I believe we’ve hit rock bottom
There’s nothing left to do but climb
I believe we’ve hit rock bottom
It’s time to shift the paradigm
It really do be like that sometimes
So let’s climb, let’s climb, let’s climb
Hey universe, guess what?
You can eat my whole-ass butt
Things will improve goddamnit
If just for spite
Go ahead and plead, but no
I won’t say sike
Things will improve
No matter what
You don’t agree?
Well, you can eat my whole-ass butt