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Eastern Maple Egg Bag

from 2​👌​2👌 by Unicorn Hole

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(lyrics generated by AI and then shuffled randomly)

Is that really bark?
Is that really bark?
That is rare if it shines
A bitter avocado hanging heavy on the tree
Or eat its leaves and become slaves of the dust
I feel that something is circling
Like a poop from the past

Your grandma takes (she takes)
My pair of shoes (my best shoes)
But my feet are mine
I shouldn’t be here
The only gain is losing the taco

I fell in love with a NASCAR dance floor slut
Come inside the NASCAR shelter
I know where your sister stays
Well the middle East came after me
With NASCAR guard and jets

But then in the mirror I saw him
Mario was never there for me

Beaver broke his feet on foreign roads

If my dad could see me right now
He would never understand my pain

Gladly I shall see you again
That’s the sound of despair

My sandwich was so old
My feet were oh so cold

Alright motherfuckers
For this last part we’re gonna throw down
So let’s crank up the fuckin pan
Ah shit, that’s my fuckin shit


from 2​👌​2👌, released November 13, 2020


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