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(Guest vocals by Barry, Brandon, and Herbert of RCM)
This song goes out to those who are lazy as shit
You who remove the a from apathetic
The textbook opposite of energetic
You lost the TV remote, that TV’s as good as broke
One channel for the rest of forever
Dishes piled to the ceiling
Like rugs clothes line the floor
Oh I think these jeans are clean
But who can really say anymore?
You got you some frozen food, “turn the oven up on high”
That thing takes days, it’s way too hard- it’s microwave or die
Our sloth will be the death of us
We’ve got to make a change today
Stand up and fight- take action
Well not right now, probably tomorrow, maybe
If we were bees within a couple weeks flowers would be extinct
If we were buttholes we wouldn’t give a shit enough to stink
When it comes to laziness you have the ability
To give a tree a run for its money
The light burned out in the bathroom
That’s fine, I’ll just shit in the dark
Because I can’t change a lightbulb all by myself
What am I, Tony Stark?
(Music from 1:57 to 2:23 composed by Pixelbitching)
I didn’t feel like writing a cool transition here
But suddenly something new did appear
To Pixelbitching we defer
And Racoon City Massacre
Writing new lyrics- craziness
Let’s please get back to laziness
Comfy on the couch, popcorn popped, it’s movie night
But wait- something’s amiss! It seems I left on the light
I guess I’ll have to call and invite my dearest friend
“Oh hey best bud,
Mind flipping that light switch as you come in?”
Yo, let’s eat the cake and then the frosting
Icing the cake first would be exhausting
We’ve got to make an honest effort
We gotta finish what we start
It’s super important and blah blah blah
And something about our hearts
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(Guest vocals by Grey of Error37)
I was only twelve when you decided to separate
A kid, I did not know how to bear that weight
Did I do something wrong? The world seemed so unfair
Nintendo please get back together with Rareware
Mario and Banjo, they belong together yo
Master Chief, he don’t know shit about the bear and bird
What is Diddy Kong gonna think when he hears the word?
He calls his old friends for Diddy Kong Racing 2
But he’s been ghosted harder than the House of Boo
(Music from 1:00 to 1:28 composed by ThyHarvesting)
Error37 and ThyHarvesting
They Conker this thing
Blast Corps - blasts and n-core
Jet Force - bomb drops, bass drops, and more
Rare was in rare form on the SNES and 64
That little purple cube needs Threeie
We’d kill for more
That cheeky humor- we couldn’t help but grin
It hurts to think about what could have been
Such iconic soundtracks- they couldn’t help but win
It hurts to think about what could have been
E3, 2019, almost two whole decades later
A gorilla vibes with his nephew and a great, big alligator
Then something bounces by, and it’s made of solid gold
My heart grows 64 sizes, no longer Ice Key cold
They’re home
Let’s go Banjo!
Although it took way too long
Kazooie too
We will always welcome you home
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(Guest vocals by CreateLadyJ, Cam3, & Osiris Green of WTS)
My name blows in with the wind with a message to send
It’s a blend of “you sinned” and of “I ain’t your friend”
Again I tend to grin but I got lead to lend
I’ll bend your mind til you’ll find nothin but your end
I walk through the gate, and they know it’s too late so they
Say what they’re gonna say, and pray if they’re gonna pray
Cause today’s the last of their days, turnin fast into prey
Drop a blast into their face and plop their ass into a grave
The fastest draw in the world and I never miss
I stopped a fly from flyin by, and I fired from the hip
See he had found a buffet, and he was full of shit
And a mile away when I made that hit
That douchebag Billy ain’t got half as many kills
And I’d shoot the moss right off of that old man Mild Bill
Tombstone and Deadwood are too tame for me, no doubt
Hell sounds pretty fun but I’m too damn good to find out
I’m a sick shot, I got six shots and believe it or not
I hit the hot spot, a lot like a robot
I zero in with a hero’s zen and then
Bullseye! Here we go again
There’s a bounty on your name
And I’m down to play the game
I’ll turn your fame to shame and gain
More acclaim at the same time
You are to blame, I’m just movin down the list
And tonight death blows you a kiss
A man once turned his back on me
I had to put him in his place
But if I shot him in his back
Well it would be a disgrace
I fired 6 o’ clock- the exact wrong way
I wrapped that bullet round the earth
And shot that joker in the face
I draw so fast that I once made an Etch A Sketch explode
I got too hot, I shot the sun and then it snowed
I wear a snakeskin belt, but I keep the snake alive
Without a belt my pants fall down and I make the horses cry
(Music from 2:35 to 3:22 composed by SWIMlovesyou)
Roll like a desperado, strapped up like Billy Blanco
Got them hollows when it’s showtime like Apollo
My crew lit, with true grit, we can engage in battle
The good, the bad, the ugly, ridin out with blazin saddles
No stoppin my posse, roll out with the tumbleweeds
Scallywags wanna blow and buzz
Can’t swat down these bumblebees
Ridin round and gettin it, livin while they ignorant
We don’t talk with daywalkers, sunset riders til the finish
Pew! Stay sharp shootin, draw on me, yall all losin
Tongue sharper than a harpoon
J’s a bull, these cows are doomed
Fuse spark, I stay lit, blow em up like a cartoon
Day, night, hell, high noon, Calamity J’s back
Ride around without pause, wreckin shit with my outlaws
Yellow bellies can’t mess with me, I shot the sheriff and deputy
Live by the code or die tryin, ra-ta-tat on my typewriter
Go OP like TNT, we blow the spot then flee the scene
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(Guest vocals by Kyle N of The Halloweekend)
(Lyrics generated by what-would-i-say.com)
Hey everybody, let's go out across my hair
And I better walk over a little cup
Mailbox crushed into MS Paint
A lot of people don't even sure
I have to be important
My foot scrapes the shingles and hopefully all of his face
I have a ride through the washing machine to finally kill it
Not death kwon do technique pelvic thrust
I don't wanna learn and be free!
You will all be catching other people's ears
We have one recording
But it's the new song, and we're hungry
He was out of his face, he was out of his face
(Music from 1:12 to 1:48 composed by Anti-PizzaBoy)
Anti-Pizza Boy, and my boy Kyle
And also with the Unicorn Hole
The bad boys are underfoot
Strike and save the world!
Everyone can live in peaceful
Each and all boy and girl
But then real gifts are everywhere
Friends made on a shortcut path
Feels good man, Hydreigon one shot
All my question at New Track
A plastic shark, about two feet long
And only two horses from farm B
Some sort of rock / progressive /
Jackie Brown horse
(Outro breakcore drums also composed by Anti-PizzaBoy)
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(All synths composed by Polygon Horizon)
(Guest vocals by Chris of Polygon Horizon)
Into Mayoi No Mori we go
Poopmaster and his unicorn lady bro
Friends and allies, a dynamic duo
Can we defeat this tricky forest though?
This fabled place they say is hard to pass
Like a giant poo, a real pain in the ass
A thief claims your gear, a beast claims your life
You couldn’t kill the dragon with your pocket knife
We will find our way through this rotten place
Find the forest bottom bitch and smack him in the face
A stranger approaches, we take arms
But it seems he means no harm
"A thief robbed me, took my things away!
But I've a plan, please help me make him pay!"
"Sounds good" we say, "it's your lucky day
If he won't give it back then his guts will spray!"
"For the plan I will need to hold
That sword of yours, such shiny gold
You'll wait, I'll walk, he'll come to steal
You'll ambush him and seal the deal!"
He takes the sword, we watch him close
The thief sneaks up for another dose
We drop in, he tries to run away
And crosses a bridge that won't hold much weight
So we ditch our stuff and we head across
He's losing us, but he won't be lost
With a doodoo spell we make him slip
He falls hard enough to break an old man's hip
"You're a no-good thief, what have you got to say!?"
He rolls over now, we are confused by his face
"You two lose, the thief just got away!"
The thief and victim are one in the same
"You've been fooled by shadow clones!
All your stuff by now is long, long gone!
I have claimed your things today"
And then before our eyes the clone fades away
(Music from 2:21 to 2:56 composed by Codex Orzhova)
This thief must have read from a dark codex
Gifted a glimpse of the power of the Nine Hecks
Maybe made a best buddy of Beelzebub
To bring some shadow magic to the land above
No fair! How dare!?
“I can't believe this shit!
We let him get away with it!
No gear, I fear that we're stuck here"
Sasha sheds a single tear
No! There has to be a way
We've been lead astray, but we won't stay
A little later in the clear of calm
Poopmaster recalls he had a dookie bomb
With deep focus he remote detonates it
No pun here, the thief can eat that shit
Sasha follows her nose right to the thief
We find him with that-ain't-chocolate in his teeth
He never had a chance to pull a sword from sheath
Before we sent him to the fiery pits beneath
We have found our way through this rotten place
Found the forest bottom bitch and smuck him in the face
The mage and mount grow a bit more wise, and
Dramatically walk into the horizon
We didn't end up dead, or forever stuck
That dude at the tavern totally owes us ten bucks
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(Guest vocals by Phil of All Hail the Mustache)
Finally the seventh soul has fallen down
Deep, deeper, yet deeper into the underground
The fowl flower feigns a friendly favor for fallen Frisk
But Goat Mom knows what’s up, so really there’s no risk
Cruisin the ruins, might even meet an ant-sized frog
Mind your actions, you’re already writing the epilogue
“Wait here, right back” Goat Mom says and splits, “buhbye”
There can only be one ending: stay right there until you die
(Music from 0:51 to 1:43 composed by Cojam)
Your fun value must be off the charts
Because you just found this brand new part
If you thought there was only one narrator in this song
Wow, you are superfast at being wrong
If you thought this hefty track couldn’t be any longer
Wow, you are superfast at being wronger
Oh it’s the wrong number, the wrong number song
We’re very very sorry that we got it wrong
The pie is alright but you’ve got bigger snow to fry
So say goodbye, but you’d better not let her die
Just save or reset if you need, it’s just a game
No one will know, so there’s no need to take the blame
Just save or reset if you need, it’s just a game
Surely it’s only you who knows your shame
It’s not time travel, it’s deja vu
It’s different but it isn’t new
Into the eerie forest, trees tear at the night sky
You feel a deadly force approaching from behind
Yo it’s the skeleton, shake my hand, breakin wind on demand
Once again, what’s the plan? Tell your friend, tell ol Sans
Dunkin hot dogs on your head, Megalo-fuckin-shreds
But LOVE too much, you’ll be dead right where you stand
Yo, this is my bro, so, now that you know don’t go
Throw your life away, stay, unlike all those yellow names, okay?
You’re gonna have a bad time
If we fight, which we might, just show mercy, alright?
To Waterfall, the snow is left behind
The Spear of Justice just doesn’t find
Each step leaves prints, each gesture counts
Because it’s raining somewhere else
Undyne, slightly misaligned
But determined to save her own timeline
But you do whatever you like
Everything will turn out fine
But is it so? Or does the world know?
Do they remember things that did not happen?
Did you see a ghost when you shattered its host?
In the past, but never and again
b̶͕̈́͐ḛ̶̅͜w̸̘͗á̸̼̜r̷͎̓̈́e̸̙̕ ̸̢̋t̴̙̲͊̅h̵̡̔̎è̶̹̯ ̶̹͕̅́m̶̮̄̀a̷͙͛n̷̙̂͜ ̸̩̥̈́͝w̵̡̥͌ḧ̴̟̻̏ö̸͈̯́͗ ̶͕̓͗ș̸̢̀p̷̢̓ȅ̵̹̦̊ä̷̗́k̸͙̎ś̶͔̯̏ ̷̯͔͆i̴̡͙̊̑n̴̦̊̾ͅ ̸͆̕ͅh̵͚̓a̶̬̐n̵̮̚d̸̞͔̎s̷̜̆̓
̶̨̯̓̿t̴̯͂̓h̸̛̬̩ë̸̳͂ ̸͇́s̵̛̪͐h̵͔̅a̷̘̬̔͒t̷̝̞͌t̵͉̞̅e̷̹̓r̶̳͇͐̉é̴̩̎d̴̹̓̽ ̶͍̯̈m̶̙̿͗a̶͕̅͠n̸̻͋̆
But that isn’t so
Somehow the world knows
Remembers things that did not happen
But you’ve seen a ghost
When you shattered its host
In the past but never and again
But he saw it all
Saw from behind the walls
Do your hopes and dreams make foes or friends?
Despite everything it’s still you
When you look inside the mirror
But which fragment peers back at your soul?
Is the image clearer?
Just let destruction lead to creation
Embrace the fate which you have written
This is your story
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